However, since then, a lot of Foxworthy fans and closet comedians have joined in to help grow this jokes collection even bigger. These aren't all I could find. There are hundreds of them. These are just the ones that made me fall off of my seat or seemed oh so true about people.

By the way. As I created this list I realized that most of the people in my own neighborhood are total rednecks.

. . . you keep all your guns in a fire-proof locked safe and everything else out in the open.

. . . you borrow a sleeveless T-shirt from your Mom.

. . . you tell your wife to squeal like a pig to start foreplay.

. . . you have a working television on top of a broken one.

. . . your garage is so full you can't park your car in it.

. . . you bum a pinch of chew from your girlfriend.

. . . you have a sign hanging in your living room that says "We interrupt this marriage to bring you deer season"

. . . you think 401k is your mother-in-law's bra size.

. . . instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass.

. . . your local yellow pages has only 3 sections: places to get cigarettes, place to get liquor, and places to get bait.

. . . your dishwasher consists of kids that you baby-sit.

. . . you say "I tell you wut!" more than 3 times a day.

. . . your daddy's last words were "Hey ya'll look what I can do!"

. . . you think "harass" is two words.

. . . you have a beer cooler on your riding lawn mower.

. . . you're homeschooled and you date someone in your class.

. . . the bigest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

. . . you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say cool whip on the side.

. . . you have ever surrendered to the police in exchange for ciggaretes.