However, since then, a lot of Foxworthy fans and closet comedians have joined in to help grow this jokes collection even bigger. These aren't all I could find. There are hundreds of them. These are just the ones that made me fall off of my seat or seemed oh so true about people.

By the way. As I created this list I realized that most of the people in my own neighborhood are total rednecks.

You Know You're A Redneck If...

. . . you bum a dip from your mother.

. . . your guest bedroom is also your tool shed.

. . . you can’t keep your cats out of your car at night because the interior smells like fried chicken.

. . . you drive more than thirty miles to save money on a pack of cigarettes.

. . . grass is growing in the floor boards of your car.

. . . you own a pink flamingo with buckshot holes in it.

. . . you cut your toenails in front of company.

. . . your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

. . . you use a bedsheet as a sofa cover.

. . . you use the shaving cream made for tough beards . . . and so does your husband.

. . . your house plants aren’t in pots.

. . . you think the stock market has a fence around it.

. . . you’ve ever accepted an invitation written on a bathroom wall.

. . . you secretly get your firewood from your neighbor’s yard.

. . . you take a nap with at least one hand tucked inside your pants.

. . . you are famous for your impression of a dog choking on a chicken bone.

. . . one of your fantasies involves a bulldozer.

. . . your wife’s best shoes have steel toes.

. . . your picture is on the wall of more than three bait stores.

. . . you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

. . . you’ve ever gotten carbon monoxide poisoning while driving your vehicle.

. . . your family reunion is sponsored by a beer company.

. . . your church has a “happy hour.”

. . . you’ve ever filled your deer tag on a golf course.