However, since then, a lot of Foxworthy fans and closet comedians have joined in to help grow this jokes collection even bigger. These aren't all I could find. There are hundreds of them. These are just the ones that made me fall off of my seat or seemed oh so true about people.

By the way. As I created this list I realized that most of the people in my own neighborhood are total rednecks.

You Know You're A Redneck If...

. . . there’s no cutoff age for sleeping with your parents.

. . . you’re familiar with Copenhagen but have never heard of Denmark.

. . . you think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.

. . . you’ve ever changed the numbers on your house so the police can’t find you.

. . . you have an above ground pool and you fish in it.

. . . your bathroom deodorizer is a box of kitchen matches.

. . . you think “megabytes” means a good day fishing.

. . . your deer stand has an address.

. . . you have more things with Hank Williams Jr.’s name on them than your own.

. . . you think a lavatory is a breed of dog.

. . . you’ve ever relieved yourself from a moving vehicle.

. . . your pickup truck and wife are the same age.

. . . your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off.

. . . you’ve ever given livestock as a wedding present.

. . . people hear your car a long time before they see it.

. . . you call your boss “dude.”

. . . you whistle to get the attention of your waiter or waitress.

. . . your toothbrush is a hand-me-down.

. . . you see a sign that says “dip in road” and you stop to see what flavor it is.

. . . you think virgin wool comes from ugly sheep.

. . . you know how to milk a goat.

. . . you think people who have electricity are uppity.

. . . you’ve ever named a child for a good dog.

. . . there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.

. . . You go to an upity restaurant and have a wine chugging contest with fancy wine.