However, since then, a lot of Foxworthy fans and closet comedians have joined in to help grow this jokes collection even bigger. These aren't all I could find. There are hundreds of them. These are just the ones that made me fall off of my seat or seemed oh so true about people.

By the way. As I created this list I realized that most of the people in my own neighborhood are total rednecks.

You Know You're A Redneck If...

. . . your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby due to an alien abduction.

. . . your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

. . . your yard has more than ten ceramic figurines.

. . . you think the ultimate beauty treatment is using Preparation-H to prevent wrinkles.

. . . you own a pair of cut-offs made from double-knit pants.

. . . you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

. . . your kids hide the Easter eggs under cow patties.

. . . your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs.

. . . you can’t marry your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

. . . you’ve ever laid rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

. . . you dated your daddy’s current wife in high school.

. . . you’ve ever towed another car using panty hose and duct tape.

. . . you use Armor-All on your leather jacket.

. . . you and six of your neighbors split a cable bill.

. . . you prefer car keys to Q-tips.

. . . people don’t recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood.

. . . your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline.

. . . your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.

. . . you’ve ever stolen a Neighborhood Watch sign to put in your yard.

. . . your boots cost more than your wedding ring.

. . . you’ve ever vacationed in a rest area.

. . . you proposed in a Denny’s.

. . . the passengers enter your vehicle through the driver’s-side door.

. . . you had to hitchhike on your honeymoon.