However, since then, a lot of Foxworthy fans and closet comedians have joined in to help grow this jokes collection even bigger. These aren't all I could find. There are hundreds of them. These are just the ones that made me fall off of my seat or seemed oh so true about people.

By the way. As I created this list I realized that most of the people in my own neighborhood are total rednecks.

You Know You're A Redneck If...

. . . you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

. . . your dog has ever brought home something that you cooked for dinner.

. . . you’ve ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper.

. . . you have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.

. . . your kids’ favorite bedtime story is “Curious George and the High Voltage Fence.”

. . . you’ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

. . . you clean your house with a water hose.

. . . during the wedding ceremony the minister said, “Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady?”

. . . you need one more hole punched in your card before you get a “freebie” at the House of Tattoos.

. . . you think a hard drive is driving more than one hour.

. . . you help booby trap your family’s marijuana crop.

. . . the last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys.

. . . your mother’s only shoes are house slippers.

. . . your sewage system consists of a pipe down a hillside.

. . . you wear knee-high stockings with a skirt.

. . . your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet.

. . . your baby’s crib mobile is made out of beer cans.

. . . you have a grave in your yard.

. . . you’ve ever stolen toilet paper.

. . . you think the theory of relativity has something to do with inbreeding.

. . . you wake up in the morning already dressed for work.

. . . you think the police can’t see you because your truck is painted camouflage.

. . . you quit your job because deer season’s fixin’ to start.