However, since then, a lot of Foxworthy fans and closet comedians have joined in to help grow this jokes collection even bigger. These aren't all I could find. There are hundreds of them. These are just the ones that made me fall off of my seat or seemed oh so true about people.

By the way. As I created this list I realized that most of the people in my own neighborhood are total rednecks.

You Know You're A Redneck If...

. . . you think your sister is sexier than your wife.

. . . you ever told your Mom that she looks sexy in mini skirts.

. . . your wife shaves her beard more than you shave yours.

. . . you thought Texas A&M is a root beer made in Texas.

. . . you name your dogs after your favorite "Playboy" centerfold.

. . . you grandmother spits farther than you.

. . . you have at least five hunting dogs in your bed at night.

. . . you have a gun rack on the back of your bicycle.

. . . you wore your Burger King hat to your Prom.

. . . your son Bubba J.r. uses his school locker as a gun cabinet.

. . . you were born and raised in a pickup truck.

. . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

. . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

. . . that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.

. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date.

. . . your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.

. . . taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

. . . on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

. . . you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

. . . you’ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.

. . . you ask the preacher, “How’s it hanging?”

. . . you have a bumper sticker that says, “My mother’s an honor student” at the local junior high.

. . . you played the banjo in your high school band.

. . . you have no hubcaps on your car because you’re using them to feed your hunting dogs.