Foxworthy Redneck Test

However, since then, a lot of Foxworthy fans and closet comedians have joined in to help grow this jokes collection even bigger. These aren't all I could find. There are hundreds of them. These are just the ones that made me fall off of my seat or seemed oh so true about people.

By the way. As I created this list I realized that most of the people in my own neighborhood are total rednecks.

You Know You're A Redneck If...

 . . . you think the quarterhorse is the ride outside of Wal-Mart.

. . . your grandmother has to be taken out of bingo because of her language.

. . . you've ever gotten a "lap" dance from your sister!

. . . the bouqet at your wedding was stolen from a cemetary.

. . . you think that "loaden up the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

. . . you use coffee filters when you run out of toilet tissue.

. . . you think W.W.J.D stands for, "What would Junior do?"

. . . you name your children after the cars they were concieved in.

. . . you call fast food hitting a deer at 60mph.

. . . your tire swing has a truck stilll attached to it.

. . . you are naked on laundry day.